ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

While I get my traditional art sorted out, I want to make a series of digital comic strips that poke fun at something.
And I have so many ideas that it's giving me a damned migraine. So if you could help, please help me.

-FINAL FANTASY
Let's face it, this series has been done to death, but that's because of the pokes at the yaoi fanbase, and Final Fantasy 7. The rest are basically ripe for picking.

-SONIC AND SEGA ALL-STARS RACING
The title in itself is asking for a Sonic dominatrix joke I MEAN WHAT. But seriously, this is basically unexplored territory aside from HURR WHY IS HE DRIVING A CARRRRR It's because he can, and he will, and he does it for the sport so HUSH.

-TEKKEN SERIES
This game is so full of Mary Sues and Gary Stus it's nauseating. But Lars is cooler and more tolerable because at least he doesn't have the typical OMG SUPER AWESOME DEVIL POWERZZZ. Anyways, yeah.

-EVANGELION
Oh GOD, this could be way too easy. But fun, too.

-MORTAL KOMBAT 9
OH MY GOD CYRAX IS KOFI KINGSTON THANKS MOOMASTER >:u

-HOMESTUCK
More like HoeStump okay that one was lame

-MY LITTLE PON-
*gets stabbed by army of bronies*

Make a joke about how Nights thinks he'll never get a spot in a game anymore because he fucked up Journey of Dreams. First panel is him announcing that sadly, second is a Sega exec saying he's got a place for him in a new racing game, third one is him angrily holding a checkerboard flag.

I don't have anything against My Little Pony since I've never seen it, but it does annoy me how everyone jumped on the bandwagon and forced it into some giant meme fanclub out of nowhere. So I wouldn't mind a few jokes to lighten my annoyance at my subscription box being filled with pony videos I don't care about.

Final Fantasy is a borderline laughing stock to non hardcore jrpg fans anyway, poking fun at it would be like beating a dead horse.

Mk9 sounds fun.

I got one for MVC3. Ok, so the first panel shows Wesker using deadpool as an assist. Then, Deadpool says, "Bathroom break!" and goes to the bathroom, but Wesker keeps calling him. Deadpool starts getting frustrated. The last panel shows the opponent getting hit by a turd. I'm still working on it. Also, lol at Gamma's idea.

Alright, from all the opinions gathered, I think I got a pretty good idea of what I'm gonna do.

Thanks for the help guys.


Also those storylines are freaking amazing, I gotta draw those.

make a pony parady. its more funny that way.