WELCOME TO W AGE OF......

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People who have no hate.

Begin.

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Hello I am Grooktook, Holy Space Crusader.

Alignment: Neutral-Good

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roll apears with the infinite gauntlet. What do you do?

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Roll wouldn't do anything evil, right?

Right?

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I put an Electro Sapper on her and run off with the infinity gauntlet.

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Ok important question.

Is there anyone inside the Soul Gem we should know about.

'Cause that could be an important factor.

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:53 pm

player logins as tigerman122.

Class:musketeer

allignment: neutral-neutral

i have challanged xtankxdempseyx to a duel.
i mean to take the infinity gauntlet for research.
i attack with a rapier!

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lol this will be funny.

LET'S HOPE YOU TANK NEVER READ THE COMIC LOL.

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I shoot with my gun because contrary to what animes may tell you, Guns > Swords.

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That's me in the background.

I'm the one playing the killer guitar solo atop the mountain of desecrated Elder god corpses.

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:58 pm

Parry the bullet!
I take two seconds to taunt u bfor attacking again.

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I shoot you a lot of times during those 2 seconds.

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I reverse time and take away tank's skill to attack and harm.

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Joke's on you. I've time traveled so much I've built a resistance to time related abilities.

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:17 pm

doesent matter, i already took the shots. i may die...
i cast heal! 50 hp regain!

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I shoot you more while you're healing.

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Just then, as Tank is about to finish off Tigerman, Grooktook still rocking from atop the mountain, aims between Tank and Tigerman and plays his electric guitar with such skill and ferocity that it sends a sonic wave between the two opponents that deflects the bullets, allowing Tigerman time to heal.

Grooktook finishes playing the last triumphant notes of whatever the hell song I was playing and with both grace and manliness, thrusts out his open hand and proclaims

"You're move."

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:09 pm

i cast master strike! my blade is deemed divine!
i once again attack! my strike sends light towards tank!

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I jump out of the way of the attack

"Whoa what the hell is this crap? Am I tripping out? I knew I shouldn't have gotten drunk with Nikolai!"

I then proceed to whip out a gun that looks like a 50s Sci Fi movie alien gun.

"HEY. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND, RAY!"

I then proceeded to shoot plasma bullets from it.

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I cast mysterious spell while in an unknown area.

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:54 pm

i ABSORB THE PLASMA!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
player is blown away by the wind and swept up into a storm...

FOR NOW...

Tank gained 120 exp points. CONGRAZZLES!

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"That was easier than dealing with all those freakbags. I guess I better find a way to get the hell out of here. Hopefully it doesn't involve turning on the power....AGAIN."

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YOU WAKE UP AND ARE TIED UP AND DRUGGED.

You have no escape and realize where you are when someone opens the door.

A woman walks in holding a needle.

Press A to continue.....

You press A.

The woman says she is sorry and they make her do this....

You can't make out her face but she seems familiar to you

Subject: Re: WELCOME TO W AGE OF...... Sat May 05, 2012 5:59 pm

"huh? my body... wasn't i vaporized or some shit?"

some sort of funny feeling overcomes your body.

you can't your limbs.

the needle slips easily into your numbed arm.

you drift in between conciousness...

press a and b buttons rapidly to stay concious.

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You pass out again, and before you pass out, you see the words flash in your eyes.....

This section of the story costs $8.95 to continue.

You wake up again realizing it was a nightmare of origin and cascon corporation.

I simply continue to watch.